The King's sudden interest in taking up Canadian citizenship has a lot to do with avoiding taxes through a process of "tax inversion," and moving the fast-food giant north to Canada doesn't mean more money for the country.
Burger King is sizing up Tim Horton's for acquisition. If the deal goes through, the alliance will have a market cap of $18 billion, and the new company will become the third-largest fast-food retailer on the planet.
This week: A girl allegedly called in a bomb threat to stop her parents from finding out she was a liar, and a woman threatened to shoot a bunch of people in a Burger King because her Cinnabon was stale.
Occasionally a spark of brilliance lights up the dark advertising hole of the internet, at least for a moment, and makes this ad-critiquing gig worthwhile. Here are some examples of things that did not make me want to poke out my eyes with a Dixie knife.
When I moved to Los Angeles, I became a party monster. I swam in a fountain in Las Vegas, made out with a convicted felon, and reveled in being a "Pill Poppin Animal" like Lil Wayne. Then, one night while I was drunk at Burger King, a stranger slapped me…
Just like the McRib, fast food worker protests don't come around often, but when they do, they attract tons of people. We spoke to individuals on both sides of the argument over whether or not to raise the minimum wage for fast food employees to $15 an ho…
Paris Hilton's new store in Mecca is not "poisoning the holy city." Mecca has been overrunning with assholes long before Islam. If you're trying to find peace and avoid shitty people, don't go there for hajj, just go on vacation or smoke blunt.