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Watching Your Baseball Team Get Blown Out Is Like Anal Sex
With each run scored, you grind menacingly into baseball’s pelvis. Slowly at first, you rock back and forth, meeting his thrusts, opening and relaxing and accepting. Wallowing in the luscious depravity of a glorious loss, it barely registers when your team’s manager gets thrown out for punching his own first-base coach. Full story
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Blowjobs, Satanists, and Tiny American Flags in Valley Forge National Park
Beneath the park's quaint exterior is a subculture of anonymous gay sex and satanism. I haven’t seen any dead bodies, but there’s always something going on in the wilds—beyond the road, out where the sex addicts and scary monsters lurk. That’s where I spend a lot of my time every… Full story
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Things I Learned from Butt Chugging
The insertion of foreign objects into the rectum intestinum of Homo sapiens is nothing new. As you’ll remember from history class, the Maya administered tobacco and hallucinogenic enemas for religious purposes, and also probably because they were bored. The latest rounds of anal-… Full story
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The Straight Man's Guide to Receiving Anal Sex from Your Girlfriend
On more than one occasion, a woman has asked me if I wanted to do “butt stuff” when it became clear that coitus wasn’t cutting it anymore. Assplay is a logical next step in a male/female sexual relationship. Full story
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