carnal passions
How to Not Get Burned by Some Lonely Ugg-a-Mug Babe Just Lookin' for a Free Hot Meal on 'Tines Day
February 14th is a stressful time of year for guys in the USA. That’s why I keep it single and ready to mingle until the 15th. It just makes good financial sense. I ain’t one to blow bread on babes just ’cause a calendar says it’s ’Tines Day.
How to Keep It Chillin' When Visitin' a Piece-of-Garbage Pal in the Hospital
Crazy Cooter had a stroke after rockin' solo carnal passions in my john. Went to visit him with my roomie Dave the next day and brought Hot ’n Ready’s, Triscuits & mayo, and cold ones. The works, really. Full spread. Friendship's important, so here are...
How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes Like That Manti Te'o Weirdo
‘Sup. Name’s Karl Welzein, hailing from Grand Blanc, MI. A few ticks back, I decided to get into the online computer dating scene ‘cause I kinda burned through all the local babes in my area. I style and profile 24/7, 365, open on Sundays, so they all...
