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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How Loco Cool Ranch D'Reet Tacs and Kate Upton's Chest Beefers Keep the USA Rockin' with the Heat of a Thousand Suns
My roomie has a new gal, but we're not ever gonna be friends. Why? ’Cause when the new Loco Cool Ranch D’reet Tacs came out from The Bell, she wouldn’t even try ’em ’cause she said they give her have bad BMs. So basically, she's stupid and hates America. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes Like That Manti Te'o Weirdo
‘Sup. Name’s Karl Welzein, hailing from Grand Blanc, MI. A few ticks back, I decided to get into the online computer dating scene ‘cause I kinda burned through all the local babes in my area. I style and profile 24/7, 365, open on Sundays, so they all crave my touch. It’s natural… Full story
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Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
