From The Goonies and Gremlins to TV classics Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, watching kids deal with the supernatural used to be a thing.
"Just because you have kids doesn't mean kink is over," says one fetish-friendly parent. "You may have to slow down for a minute, but you're not going to forget it. Sometimes all you need is innocuous black luggage to hide things."
In Trinidad, I met the father of two children who were abducted and taken to Syria.
We spoke to a bunch of experts about what life might look like for us when we're all middle-aged.
"This girl stormed in screaming, 'Who the fuck is this bitch who's fucking my man?'"
Authorities say they have a teenage suspect in custody, and the two children sustained injuries that do not appear to be life-threatening. A female teacher was also wounded and taken away by ambulance.
UPDATE: But the FBI is reportedly investigating.
CBS's new documentary miniseries is the latest in a slew of TV investigations into the unsolved case of beauty contestant's death in 20 years ago.
This year, the bell also rang for the children of refugees living at the occupied City Plaza hotel in Athens.
"This behavior is not cute or funny," local police said.
A man in North Carolina admitted to lying to police when he said he saw a clown tapping at his bedroom window, and security footage debunked the first report that kids saw a clown near the forest.
It's time we all took preteens seriously.
It appears that the creepy clowns trying—and failing—to lure kids into the woods in South Carolina have cut their losses and moved up north.
Some of the names that parents most regretted giving their kids were Charlotte, Amelia, Thomas, Daniel, Jacob, and James.
On the first episode of Weediquette's second season, host Krishna Andavolu meets parents struggling to regain custody of their children after the state deemed they were irresponsible parents for using marijuana.
On this episode of Daily VICE, we meet Marina Chapman, whose story of living in the jungle as a child served as inspiration for Julia Fullerton-Batten's photo series.
Amid a deluge of terrorist attacks abroad and mass shootings at home, American parents are doing what they can to keep their kids safe without inciting panic.
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"It was like watching water pouring from a glass," one eyewitness said.
The killjoys are out in force, and they want our youth to stop binging on caffeine.
Strangers are suspicious, our friends are patronizing, and stay-at-home moms often won't let you into their club.
IKEA's Malm furniture was reportedly the cause of death for three children in the last two years.
"The sad reality of it is it's been several hours, and we're not likely going to recover a live body," Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings said in a press conference.
From offering mood-boosting bike rides to showing up to legal proceedings, the Montreal chapter of Bikers Against Child Abuse step in to support victims of mental, physical, or sexual abuse.