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Lewdness in the US military is nothing new, but according to a recent internal report, the Blue Angels, the Navy's iconic flying acrobats, have devolved into a cesspool of degradation, dick pics, and sexual harassment.
In the latest twist in the months-long saga revolving around an alleged vulnerability in Snapchat's security, unknown hackers released a database that supposedly has 4.6 million Snapchat accounts' usernames and mobile numbers.
Anything that is commonly understood as the province of teenage girls or their proxies is understood to be something dumb. A "selfie" is understood to be dumb, and it really is, but it's also the ordering feature of the internet.