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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath
People Are Awful at Suicide
In general, failing at death is worse than failing at life. If you shoot yourself through the head at the wrong angle you end up retarded. Jump from one floor too low and you're paralyzed for life. One mouthful short of bleach and you’ll have to wait for your stomach to slowly melt. Full story
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Bollocks to the Hippocratic Oath
One-Night Stand Syndrome
You know that feeling you have after a night of heavy drinking when you wake up and the pain is matched only by your nauseating shame after realizing there's a stranger's warm naked body beside you? Well, that happens for one man every morning, and it's not because he's a player… Full story
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