drunk on Vice

Cry-Baby of the Week

This week: the drunk woman who doesn't like trains versus the drunk woman who called the police on her kids. Full story

Blacking Out Is the Other Universal Language

Wasted Vacation Stories from Across the Globe

People have been going on vacations to make bad decisions since antiquity, and that’s not going to change. So in the spirit of broadening our horizons, we’ve asked our international offices to dig up the strangest, booziest stories of vacations gone wrong—or right, depending on h… Full story

Comics

Iowa City

One time Laura's roommate's boyfriend got us a gig in Iowa City. To play a gig outside our hometown was an event—to play outside our state—well, we were beside ourselves! Full story

Tree Planting Is Really Awful

Tree planting is a popular summer job in Canada. You can make a lot of money quickly, you spend a lot of time in the great outdoors, and it’s a paid way to lose weight while you dig holes in the hot sun over and over and over. It’s the perfect job, if you love very difficult jobs… Full story

Another Year on the Streets

Congratulations. If you're reading this, you just survived the deadliest day of the year for pedestrians. Full story

Question of the Day

What's the Dumbest Thing You've Ever Done Drunk?

That big office holiday party is coming up where at least one of your co-workers gets drunk and makes a decision that ruins their professional career forever. With that on the horizon, we asked some Brits what's the dumbest thing they ever did when they were hot off the sauce. Full story

Things I Learned from Butt Chugging

The insertion of foreign objects into the rectum intestinum of Homo sapiens is nothing new. As you’ll remember from history class, the Maya administered tobacco and hallucinogenic enemas for religious purposes, and also probably because they were bored. The latest rounds of anal-… Full story

A Big Night Out in... Orlando!

I’m a Canadian living in Orlando with acquaintances who're always going on about some thing called "the party bus.” I know this is Florida, and when you look at a satellite map of America, it kinda looks like its prolapsed anus, but surely the party bus couldn't be that bad, righ… Full story

Question of the Day

What's Your Hangover Cure?

"Marijuana. But you have to smoke all day." Full story

Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?

I know a few things about overindulgence from first-hand experience. One time I literally parked on top of a fire hydrant. Full story