elizabeth wurzel on Vice

  • Obseshes

    Self-Imposed Chocolate Poisoning

    OK you guys this is going to be a tough read because I did it while I was bent over at the waist—or like between being bent over, but not for long because sitting up is real, real hard—because I ate some chocolate really quickly before a meeting, and whatever adult moves I like to think I’ve made lately have shrunk in the face of midday self-imposed chocolate poisoning. Full story