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  • I Am Letting the Machines Run My Fantasy Football Team

    I wanted to be active in my fantasy football league this year but I forgot to show up for the draft and the computer picked my guys for me. I'm fine with it—the team's not that bad, and it's just a matter of time before robots run the rest of my life...

  • iHustle

    The other night my friend called me to let me know that a crazy black crackhead had just tried to sell him a brand-new G5 laptop.

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