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Meet the Two Geniuses Who Lived on Cheezies and Licorice for One Week

I was perusing the ol' Facebook when I saw that my friend Rajiv was engaged in an experiment where he could only eat Hawkins Cheezies (the Canadian equivalent of Cheetos) for one business week, with just water and one vitamin pill per day to keep from dying. His friend Ian also participated, eating only Hershey's Nibs. Full story

Dogmageddon

Please Stop Believing

I like to think of myself as an equal-opportunity offender, that all religions are just different sides of the same million-or-so-headed coin to me. The specifics of what ancient person has what magic power according to whatever secret text is simply a distraction. Dogma, in gene… Full story

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Hopelessness

Bob Odenkirk breaks down the word "hopelessness" in this depressing-ass poem that should be handed out to college students on class registration day. Because with a degree in something like embroidery, you'll be spending the rest of your life wallowing in—well, just check the tit… Full story

How I Faked Obama's Kenyan Birth

I am Nimrod Kamer, aka Peter Rehnquist, the creator of the "real" 'Obama Kenya Birth 2012' film. I am happy to present to you the behind-the-scenes making-of footage of the birthing-video hoax. Full story

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Wiener Dog Races!

In August, Montreal held its fifth annual wiener-dog race day. Prizes were awarded for the fastest runner, best costume, and bobbing for wieners—that’s like bobbing for apples but with dogs and cocktail wieners, and it’s as amazing as it sounds. Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

Tell Us About Your Tats!

Every tattoo tells a story and has a story—that’s two stories per tat! So every month we stop someone on the street and ask them to “tell us ’bout them tats!” This month we stopped Gordon Penniweather in Park Slope, and he filled us in on the story behind a few of his many tats… Full story

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Digital Superstars Summer Fest 2012

Tupac at Coachella was just the beginning! This summer, the greats of hip-hop and history come to liz-ife! Onstage, the OGs of all-time. Full story

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Jarble Jerble

The ganef has the chutzpah to belt me in the face. He lays me back in my stunned state and tries to shove the pool net up my tukhus. I tighten my hole like it’s holding onto a hundred-dollar bill. Full story

I Taught a Grown Man How to Ride a Bike

When my friend (and VICE writer) Clive told me that, despite being a grown man, he couldn’t ride a bike, I decided to step in and help him (by embarrassing him in this blog post). Full story

On the Illness

William was a puker. His expulsions—the color, consistency, and volume of a baby's—occurred after every sentence he spoke. Full story