giraffes
Antibiotic-Resistant E. Coli Have Infected Giraffes
Please, for the love of god, be smart with your antibiotics.
No One Knows Anything About Giraffes
The world's been waiting for April to give birth on camera, and no one will tell me what the holdup is.
Guys, Giraffes Are Slowly Going Extinct
Giraffes are making their way toward silent extinction, a new report shows.
New Research Helps Explain Why Giraffes Have Such Long Necks
Scientists sequenced the giraffe genome for the first time ever.
Giraffes Use Their Butts as Pillows, and Other Weird Animal Sleep Habits
Our picks for the five oddest sleep behaviors found on Earth.
This Danish Zoo Killed A Healthy Lion and Dissected It in Public
The Odensa Zoo says it conducts the public dissections, viewed mostly by children, in order to disseminate information about animal anatomy.
Let's All Laugh at the World's Most Dickhead-Looking Animals
"Sometimes, in order to extract themselves from one another, they have to chew each other's penises off. Or their own."
Everything I've Learned About Sex
We put together a compendium of carnal knowledge to help you navigate the topsy-turvy landscape of today's dynamic fuckvironment. You're welcome.
There's Not Going to Be a Purge in Your Town
America has a lot of problems with violence in the streets, but much of that violence is committed by law enforcement. So if you think there's a purge coming, you’re focusing your paranoia in the wrong direction.
Watch These Giraffes Duke It out on Film, and Other New Year Reflections
Reflections on the New Year, ass-kicking giraffes, Darwin and Kurt Vonnegut.