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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Figure out What's Really Important in Your Life Usin' an NCAA Bracket, You Guys
My roomie Dave got steamed and kicked me out after some “alleged” “incidents” involving personal “X-rated” nudity, bad language, and one or more broken appliances. It got me thinkin’ ’bout what’s really important in life. I mean, no matter where you go, there you are. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Not Get Burned by Some Lonely Ugg-a-Mug Babe Just Lookin' for a Free Hot Meal on 'Tines Day
February 14th is a stressful time of year for guys in the USA. That’s why I keep it single and ready to mingle until the 15th. It just makes good financial sense. I ain’t one to blow bread on babes just ’cause a calendar says it’s ’Tines Day. Full story
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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How to Rock It for the Supes' Celebraish
If you’re not some piece of trash, you like to keep it rockin’ for the Supes'. It’s pretty much the biggest celebraish of the year for the USA. Last year was so off the chain. I made my Captain Karl’s Pizza Dip (special recipe). It’s kind of a tradish. Kicked up with bold flavors… Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo 
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies 
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole 
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity 
