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Medieval Slimes

According to sources such as Hollywood, history textbooks, and the word on the street, the Middle Ages were a thousand-year grunge revival in which everybody walked around covered in fleas and mud. Full story

Meet the Two Geniuses Who Lived on Cheezies and Licorice for One Week

I was perusing the ol' Facebook when I saw that my friend Rajiv was engaged in an experiment where he could only eat Hawkins Cheezies (the Canadian equivalent of Cheetos) for one business week, with just water and one vitamin pill per day to keep from dying. His friend Ian also p… Full story

Gimme Some Skin on NYC Skirt Day 2013

After a treacherous winter that chafed our asses and sullied our social lives, the sun is finally shining on the Big Apple. Considering all the pale skin we saw on the street this morning, it must mean that today is Skirt Day—that time of the year when New Yorkers trade in their… Full story

This Is What Happens When You Wear Semen-Scented Perfume

Secretions Magnifique is a synthetic concoction that's supposed to smell like a combination of semen, blood, and breast milk. It's $88 and not even the celebrities who shop at perfume boutiques really want it. I wore it for five days and stopped gagging after the first. Full story

My Life Online

Shoenice22 Will Eat Anything for Fame

YouTube sensation Shoenice22 has spent the last two years eating and drinking everything from sticks of deodorant to tampons to full bottles of grain alcohol. He's an older, more self-destructive version of that weird kid at camp who would eat worms for attention. Full story

This Guy Makes Life-Size Child Dolls Wearing Lingerie

Before you berate me for immediately assuming these dolls are for pedophiles, consider that there is no male counterpart, they wear lingerie, and just look at the pictures. Also, most of the customers are adult men. Weird, huh? Full story

Question of the Day

What Did You Eat During the Super Bowl?

There is an irony to watching the world's best athletes kill each other in mortal combat, while gorging on "snacks" and other things that probably shouldn't pass as food. With that in mind, what gross shit did you eat during the Super Bowl? Full story

Question of the Day

Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants?

Who hasn't pooped their pants or at least squeezed out a shart or two on the long road of life. Pooping yourself is kind of like losing your virginity or going to war, people who haven't done it just can't relate. We asked some New Yorkers about their experiences soiling their tr… Full story

Some People Made a Breastfeeding Baby Toy

To discover why anyone would make a toy that allows children to mock-lactate, I called up Berjuan Toys, the makers of the Breastmilk Baby, and talked to an anonymous spokesman. Turns out they think we're the creepy ones. Full story

Question of the Day

What's the Most Disturbing Thing You've Seen Online?

We've all been subjected to certain sects of vomit-worthy internet fodder depending on what kind of friends we have and how willing they are to show us the kind of stuff they stumble across while trawling the depths of the web, but who's seen what? Is 'Two Girls One Cup' as unive… Full story