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Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! Should I Marry a Manslut?

I fell in love with a guy three years back when I saw a shirtless pic of him on my girl’s phone. Since then, he's had his way with most of my girlfriends. But none of them understand him like I do. Am I making a mistake trying to turn this man into a one-girl guy? Full story

2013 Jan 18 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - Should I Sell My Piss and Dirty Panties?

We’re in a recession for crying out loud. Times are hard and everybody has to have a hustle, even if that hustle involves urine-soaked dirty drawers. I won't hate if you do it, just don't put a return address on your pee and panties package. Full story

2012 Aug 10 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - Do You Believe in Ghosts?

I think it’d be really cool if there were some Caspers around, some nice ghosts that I could just hang out, watch the game, or listen to music with. That would be great. They could keep me company but they wouldn't eat all my food or dirty up my place. Full story

2012 Jul 20 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - What's the Fourth of July About?

Watching your family grill under the influence and seeing criminal-provided fireworks. Full story

2012 Jul 4 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron – Is It Too Late to Get a Beach Body?

Yes, you are way too late. It’s the end of June, you idiot. Full story

2012 Jun 22 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - When Should I Get Pregnant?

A better way to phrase this question is, "When is the right time to obliterate my youth?" Full story

2012 Jun 1 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to My Girl if Her Coochie Stinks?

Before you go around pointing the finger at people, you need to look in the mirror and get a nostril full of the scents emanating from your own crotch. It may not be good. Full story

2012 May 4 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! Reloaded

Your favorite life coach Ron is back with a whole new outlook on life and he's ready to share it with all you hopeless hapless scumbags. Full story

2012 Apr 27 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to a Cop?

Ron gives you some choice tips on how to interact with the po-pos so you don't have to worry about not dropping the soap. Full story

2012 Apr 27 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - Ray Dog, Real-Life Omar

I want to tell you about a real-life vigilante I used to know named Ray Dog. He wasn’t a big guy, he was just a very, very good fighter. His two brothers were well-versed in martial arts, and they taught him how to fight. Full story

2011 Sep 8 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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