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Most Neediest Forgotten Charities

During the holiday season, America's charities are highlighted in the popular media and, hence, deluged with donations. But each year, regardless of the economy or collective good will, some of the neediest of the of the needier needy charities are overlooked. Full story

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Holidays in Jail

Lamentably, I’ve spent the majority of the past decade’s Christmases locked up. I try to imagine I’m a tough son of a bitch and this doesn’t affect me, but I tell you, it’s mega-hard not to succumb to the depression. Full story

The Kids Are Alright, Getting Less Fat

Forget the holiday gluttony: Kids across the US are slimming down. An encouraging new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention shows that obesity rates among American children--particularly children from low-income families--have declined in recent years, markin… Full story

Kill the Engine

All I Want for Christmas

Truth be told, I want absolutely nothing for Christmas. I'd actually like to get rid of some crap in my life Vs. acquiring more stuff, but for the sake of this column I came up with a list of things I'd like for Christmas. Or for the holidays. Or whatever they're calling it these… Full story

Caffeine and Stress: Hallucinating Your Way Through the Holidays

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas," forever trapped inside your skull. Full story

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Lil Bub and Andrew WK's Special Holiday Message

The holiday season is a time for giving and bringing together all kinds of different people, beasts, and beings. This year, VICE has a special holiday message from our favorite celebrity feline, Lil Bub, and our favorite partier, Andrew WK. It's awesomely cute, super bizarre, and… Full story

Here's Looking at You, Consumer

Don't even think about pulling any sly in-store shit this holiday season. A special crop of mannequins outfitted with bionic eyeball cameras and identification software is being deployed at select luxury stores around the U.S. and in three European countries. Full story

Why Do We Go Bloodlust-Crazy Over Holiday Sales?

Watching humans go batshit on Black Friday is better than most nature shows. Full story

Old People Having Fun in the Sun

Here are a bunch of pictures that make you wish you were a bag of excess skin. The photos feature olds unashamedly strutting their stuff while on vacation in Tenerife. Full story

Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - What Should I Get My Dad for Father's Day?

Considering all the money I’ve sunk into being a dad, it wouldn’t be too much if my daughter rolled up to my crib on Father’s Day with a brand new Ferrari. Full story