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Power Moves by Karl Welzein
How Not to Get Burned by Fake Computer Babes Like That Manti Te'o Weirdo
‘Sup. Name’s Karl Welzein, hailing from Grand Blanc, MI. A few ticks back, I decided to get into the online computer dating scene ‘cause I kinda burned through all the local babes in my area. I style and profile 24/7, 365, open on Sundays, so they all crave my touch. It’s natural and consensual when you’re livin’ the bad boy lifestyle. Full story
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