hot dog and lady bun
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Neverending Weed
“If you think about it, my penis is kinda like a bong, but please don’t light my balls on fire like last time.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Together Too Long
Spice things up! Try this: “I’ve hired a clown to watch us make love."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Dirty Secrets
“We need to talk and I don’t want to do ‘pillow talk’ where I talk while you just go to sleep.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Office Romance
“I’d love to give you a raise, but my dick signs all the checks."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Open Relationships
Get her to agree that you can have sex with celebrities, then define celebrity as “anyone who has a blog.”
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - The Letdown
Remember, they call it being dumped for a reason: Because you are now a human trash pile.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Do They Fancy Me?
We’ve all experienced that thing where we’re not sure if a guy really likes us or is just trying to sell us bottled water on the highway.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Time Sex
Women are biologically pre-disposed to fall in love with anything that enters their lower body, which is why lawmakers have made it illegal for a woman to marry a tampon.