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Dogmageddon

Please Stop Believing

I like to think of myself as an equal-opportunity offender, that all religions are just different sides of the same million-or-so-headed coin to me. The specifics of what ancient person has what magic power according to whatever secret text is simply a distraction. Dogma, in general, is the real problem. Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

Hopelessness

Bob Odenkirk breaks down the word "hopelessness" in this depressing-ass poem that should be handed out to college students on class registration day. Because with a degree in something like embroidery, you'll be spending the rest of your life wallowing in—well, just check the tit… Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

Digital Superstars Summer Fest 2012

Tupac at Coachella was just the beginning! This summer, the greats of hip-hop and history come to liz-ife! Onstage, the OGs of all-time. Full story

Combover

Jarble Jerble

The ganef has the chutzpah to belt me in the face. He lays me back in my stunned state and tries to shove the pool net up my tukhus. I tighten my hole like it’s holding onto a hundred-dollar bill. Full story

On the Illness

William was a puker. His expulsions—the color, consistency, and volume of a baby's—occurred after every sentence he spoke. Full story

Lights Out

Bill Odenkirk wrote a poem to acknowledge the tragic demise of Thomas Kinkade. Full story

Deaf Comedy Jam

Deaf comedy hasn’t had a lot going for it ever since black people ran it into the ground in the 90s. Full story

Third Ass From The Right

Iraqi Humor Is No Laughing Matter

Iraqis, after living for decades under an oppressive totalitarian regime in which one offhand remark could ensure a quick trip to the gallows, have mastered the art of the whispered political riff. Full story

A Cartoon By Flannery O'connor

Flannery O'Connor's short stories are really funny, but no one ever talks about that. It might be because the jokes aren't haw-haw jokes, or it might be because the humor is so dark that a lot of people don't have the taste for it. Full story