On the surface, that WikiHow article seems like a sane, rational way to go about doing something totally insane and irrational. A wedding expert was surprisingly game to go through the manual step-by-step with me and provide an unsentimental critique.
As you may or may not know, tripping balls while in the middle of a gaggle of reporters shouting questions two inches away from your ears is the ninth circle of hell. On the other hand, I did get to talk to Artie Lange.
We ventured to Hooper, Colorado (population: 105) to investigate some of the stranger things that have gone down there—from shooting stars to strange weather patterns to aliens descending to Earth in extraterrestrial space pods.
Twitter is a fucked up place where it's completely normal, even encouraged, to blast statements about your dick being a Nazi (or whatever) to complete strangers. The other day, I set myself the challenge of finding the most fucked up feeds I could. I sear…