jerry sandusky on Vice
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The Worst People
“I kind of wish everyone on Earth hadn't died,” Casey Anthony said, running her fingers through Rick Santorum's hair. “Just so we could all rub it in their stupid faces that we did survive.” Howls of laughter filled the beach. Courtney Love said, “God! We're, like, the worst people in the world!” Full story
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Sandusky Will Die in Prison, and We Talked to a Pedophilia Expert
A judge in Bellefonte, Pennsylvania sentenced Jerry Sandusky to 30 to 60 years behind bars today. We spoke to Fred Berlin, a psychiatrist at Johns Hopkins University who believes pedophilia is a sexual orientation, similar to homosexuality or heterosexuality. He says that by not Full story
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The Recent Unpleasantness
Public Statement by Jerry Sandusky on His Release from Prison, February 2454
"First off, I'd like to offer my heartfelt appreciation for the miracle of cell-extension nanotechnology. Who knew it'd be so easy to add an extra thousand years to everyone's life? And I should acknowledge the US Supreme Court, for making sure everyone in prison had access to th… Full story
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Wide World of Balls
Free Agents of Destruction
If it involves a ball, puck, or respected state university covering up a horrible pedophile's transgressions, it's in this post. Full story
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