The killjoys are out in force, and they want our youth to stop binging on caffeine.
Having a baby at an early age is not a death sentence for good times.
Strangers are suspicious, our friends are patronizing, and stay-at-home moms often won't let you into their club.
"I just can't stomach paying $1,400 to live in a room when I could live in a house for free."
IKEA's Malm furniture was reportedly the cause of death for three children in the last two years.
The study tested 17,000 teenagers across the state of Colorado and found that the rate of teenagers who smoke weed has remained relatively the same since it was legalized two years ago.
Does it get worse than watching Pink Flamingos with your grandma? Actually, it does.
Unfortunately, grown-ass people aren't usually phased by a barrage of elementary school fists.
"As a mom you just hope your baby won't end up in the gutter, hooked on alcohol and drugs. Well, at least you're not in the gutter, are you?"
"I want to have a party on an island, where you have snow on one side of the island and sun on the other side. So anyone who wants to sunbathe can do that, and anyone who wants to have a snowball fight can do that as well."
Of all the insanely fun drinking games kids can choose from, it's unclear why the group of high school students decided to recreate beer pong into an uncouth tribute of the Holocaust.
Apparently the kid is a seventh grader.
Just like in England, these Nepalese kids' main concern was getting through their schooldays so they could go skate.
A number of refugees got a surprise when they discovered their hotel also happened to be hosting the VancouFur furry convention. The kids fucking loved it.
I asked my family what it was like to raise an overweight kid during the childhood obesity epidemic, but it seems no one noticed.
Is it a drug front? An organ harvesting operation? Or is it just a normal, slightly creepy day care?
We met with the director to talk about his career, the years he spent "mowing lawns and shooting guns," and his love of the TV show Cops.
Parenting as a literary genre and general marketing concept is really just the needless compartmentalization and commodification of knowledges that are otherwise naturally apprehended through hella various facets of cultural experience, my g.
The bomb threat that shut down the entire Los Angeles Unified School District Tuesday was eventually determined to be a hoax—but not before officials abruptly sent home students from more than 900 schools.
"I love to shop at Walmart, there's food and games and toys / There's something for my family, for all the girls and boys!"
In 1975 a Broadbeach hotel manager traveled to the US for Spring Break. Graduating high school in Australia would never be the same.
The kids told me about their knockoff designer clothes, their love of trap and hip-hop, and the "laws of the street."
Gang members start as pint-sized "grafters," some as young as 13, earning cash by growing cannabis crops in rented houses.
"For someone my age, climate change is a reality. It's a reality that's already having an impact on my life."