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The Celebrity Dogs Who Are More Powerful than People

Last weekend, I attended America’s Family Pet Expo in Costa Mesa, California. This massive annual pet expo attracts thousands of people for a host of reasons. One of the biggest draws, though, was the celebrity pet event—a showcase of trained dogs who act in popular TV shows. Full story

Bulletproof Kids

In December, the massacre at an elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, threw the country into a deep depression, followed by a fiery debate about guns. Companies hawking children’s clothes saw sales skyrocket. One of these vendors, Amendment II, has bulletproof backpacks star… Full story

Question of the Day

Should Bigots Be Allowed to Adopt?

What if they are trying to create an adopted Nazi army to exterminate everyone who doesn't look like them? You can't put it past them, considering disliking someone for the color of their skin is pretty crazy in itself. Full story

Mexico City's Miniature Michael Jacksons

I walked into the office today to find a gold envelope containing a small photo book by Will Sanders called 'Halloween,' which is full of kids in Mexico City dressed up as Michael Jackson. If anything's going to nudge a bit of the spooky joy of All Hallow's Eve back into my heart… Full story

The Family Man Responds

You really want to take my children into the street? Go ahead, my wife needs some peace and I work nights all this week. Good luck with that, though. I seriously think you have no fucking idea what you're getting yourself into. First off my daughter is two months old. Do you know… Full story

Dogmageddon

Watch This Hero

When you first start listening to Preacher Phil Snider's speech on gay marriage, you'll probably want to duck out because he sounds like a hateful lunatic who thinks that gays and pedophiles are cut from the same cloth. But stick it out, it's worth it. Full story

XXYYXX Says He's the Head of the Illuminati

XXYYXX is not only a 16-year-old producer with an annoying name, he's also a musical prodigy. While a lot of kids his age are skipping school to huff glue (that's what I did), he devotes himself to making ghostly, Weeknd-esque slow-jams, like a web 2.0 Barry White. Full story

Did This Teenage Brainiac Cure Cancer?

Fifteen-year-old Jack Andraka invented a tool to diagnose cancer that is 160 times faster, 100 times less expensive, and 400 times more sensitive than previous cancer-testing procedures. We asked him how he got so smart. Full story

What Kids Say About Their Town

I ricocheted between my divorced parents, both of whom were gadabout grifters, so I grew up all over this country and others. It made for a lot of social anxiety in a child, but I understood that different people do things differently, and it’s all legitimate. Now that I’ve inter… Full story

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Cute Kids Moshing to Black Flag

In maybe the best You Review yet, we gave little kids "beer" and taught them how to smash the state and circle the pit. Full story