From The Goonies and Gremlins to TV classics Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark?, watching kids deal with the supernatural used to be a thing.
"Just because you have kids doesn't mean kink is over," says one fetish-friendly parent. "You may have to slow down for a minute, but you're not going to forget it. Sometimes all you need is innocuous black luggage to hide things."
We visited The Science of Pixar Exhibition in LA to chat with some of the biggest brains at the animation juggernaut.
In Trinidad, I met the father of two children who were abducted and taken to Syria.
While hordes of screaming children tried to get a selfie with a YouTube star, these parents longed for the sweet release of death.
"I always see adults sitting around on sofas, and enjoying just sitting and doing nothing. So take the sofa to work with you!"
Authorities say they have a teenage suspect in custody, and the two children sustained injuries that do not appear to be life-threatening. A female teacher was also wounded and taken away by ambulance.
"This behavior is not cute or funny," local police said.
It appears that the creepy clowns trying—and failing—to lure kids into the woods in South Carolina have cut their losses and moved up north.
On the first episode of Weediquette's second season, host Krishna Andavolu meets parents struggling to regain custody of their children after the state deemed they were irresponsible parents for using marijuana.
Amid a deluge of terrorist attacks abroad and mass shootings at home, American parents are doing what they can to keep their kids safe without inciting panic.
Highlyann Krasnow and Mel Stones capture the spirit of New York in the 90s in this series of portraits that feature the stars of the iconic and controversial film, 'Kids.'
"I've worked with hundreds of heroin addicts and crystal meth addicts, and what I can say is that it's easier to treat a heroin addict than a true screen addict," says Dr. Nicholas Kardaras, author of 'Glow Kids.'
The killjoys are out in force, and they want our youth to stop binging on caffeine.
Having a baby at an early age is not a death sentence for good times.
Strangers are suspicious, our friends are patronizing, and stay-at-home moms often won't let you into their club.
"I just can't stomach paying $1,400 to live in a room when I could live in a house for free."
IKEA's Malm furniture was reportedly the cause of death for three children in the last two years.
The study tested 17,000 teenagers across the state of Colorado and found that the rate of teenagers who smoke weed has remained relatively the same since it was legalized two years ago.
Does it get worse than watching Pink Flamingos with your grandma? Actually, it does.
Unfortunately, grown-ass people aren't usually phased by a barrage of elementary school fists.
"As a mom you just hope your baby won't end up in the gutter, hooked on alcohol and drugs. Well, at least you're not in the gutter, are you?"
"I want to have a party on an island, where you have snow on one side of the island and sun on the other side. So anyone who wants to sunbathe can do that, and anyone who wants to have a snowball fight can do that as well."
Of all the insanely fun drinking games kids can choose from, it's unclear why the group of high school students decided to recreate beer pong into an uncouth tribute of the Holocaust.