making out on Vice

  • I'm a Dummy from New Jersey

    But it was clear she had other ideas—and rightfully so. We’d been making out and groping for weeks, and it was natural to think that things would progress. She didn’t know I was a terrified little boy who still lived in the suburbs. Lisa was going for it—clothes came off, mouths touched places, noises were involuntarily made. Full story

    2013 Apr 20 Chris Gethard Stuff
    5

  • Trying to Understand the English Gays at Oxford

    I figured I'd be sleeping with loads of pretentious intellectuals when I accepted an invitation to attend Oxford, but instead I found myself getting licked on the face by "straight" boys, openly disparaged by snooty gays, and dealing with centuries of class resentment that came o… Full story

    2012 Dec 6 Mitchell Sunderland Stuff
    5

  • When You Gotta Stay Awake

    The Shark has been to SXSW five times and has yet to sleep a wink in Austin. That’s just the way he rolls, buzzing around town like Richard Pryor on a three-day stem-bender. Full story

    2001 Mar 21 VICE Staff Stuff
    5