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Valentine's Day Is a Punch to the Gunt
Girls love a lot of nonsense, like drinking out of wine glasses. What the fuck’s that for? You can just drink cheap wine out of the bottle and it tastes lovely as virginal blood. Girls also fall for sucker shit like soap operas and shopping networks, so of course they’re going to gobble up Valentine’s propaganda. Full story
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