"I regret the last phone conversation I had with my big sister, the day before she committed suicide."
The report found that 74 percent of Americans aren't getting at least the recommended seven hours of sleep every night, and the companies are suffering for it.
Diamonds are forever, garbage tattoos don't have to be.
Tencha the raccoon finds out that intimate activities with vegetables rarely end well.
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Working at Hersheypark, a chocolate-themed amusement park in Pennsylvania, taught me to be a better liar, do drugs at work to make the day go by faster, and never take my job too seriously.
Cheryl Crausewell of Dora, Alabama, attempted, with the help of her son, to clean up her toilet-papered house on Monday afternoon. A persistent piece of toilet paper was stuck in a magnolia tree, so they tried a little of nature's Hoover: fire.
A right-wing pundit who nearly became "the bro version of Ann Coulter" before stopping himself has some advice for Republicans: Stop looking for your party's soul because it isn't there.
"I did evil things, but I didn't learn anything, and I don't regret them."