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Mitt Romney Needs to Go on an Apology Tour

Weeks later, the failed candidate should finally account for his wrongdoings, instead of continuing to blame his loss on “gifts” Obama supposedly gave minorities. Isn’t it time for Romney to do something truly drastic and redemptive? I think so. The solution is to embark on an “apology tour.” Full story

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David Frum Is (Still Just) a Canadian Conservative

David Frum appeared on the American mainstream political scene in 2000 as a speech writer for George W. Bush. He helped pen the expression “axis of evil,” and in 2004 co-wrote "An End to Evil" with fellow neocon Richard Perle. Today, Frum has re-emerged as the central critic of t… Full story

On the Road with Obama and Romney - Reelection

It's a little underwhelming, a re-election. We wake up and, give or take a few Senate seats, we're exactly where we were. Wednesday was a sunny day in Cincinnati, though I slept through most of it. I went out in the afternoon to buy the paper and pack of cigarettes. Full story

Florida's Election Hangover

By about 11:15 PM, the election was over and Floridians were still voting. On the bright side, that meant Florida didn't even have a chance to fuck this one up. In fact, many Floridians missed the election results because they were still in line waiting to vote. Full story

We Think We Found Mitt Romney's Undelivered Victory Speech

This morning, VICE came into possession of a speech that appears to have been written by someone who has just won the election to be the President of the United States of America. We're not saying that it is or isn't the victory speech Mitt Romney wrote that seemed destined to go… Full story

Voting in Florida: Not a Total Shit Show... Yet

It's ludicrous that Election Day isn't a national holiday. A friend who was called for jury duty was told by a clerk that voting is not a legitimate excuse to miss it. You can only perform one civic duty at a time, so vote today and risk contempt of court charges? Full story

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The End of America as We Knew It

We’re finally done. No more debates, no more speeches, no more ads, no more polls. Now you—you Americans—will vote (or not) and this long, national nightmare will finally be over. Full story

Paul Ryan: What Stupid People Think a Smart Guy Sounds Like

His popularity among voters isn't much of a surprise. Ryan's good-looking and articulate. Most importantly, he can convince people there's intellectual gravitas behind his words. It’s sort of like the Ross Perot phenomenon, a man for whom 20 million people voted in 1992. Since Pe… Full story

Don’t Kill Yourself if Your Candidate Loses

According to some people, every election is the most important election of all time, every battle is the final battle, the United States of America is always coming to an end. Don't give into this madness. Full story

Every Politician Lies—but Not as Much as Mitt Romney

Romney's easy comfort with making chameleon-like changes in response to short-term political opportunities makes him almost as dangerous as a true-believing right-wing nut. Full story