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    Slaying the Snot-Sneezing Dragon

    Guys in prison jack off so much they’ll try damn near anything. I used to spray hot water from an artificial lemon all over my sac when I busted just ‘cause I had nothing better to do. I once had a toilet in a cell with a stainless steel seat that would get all cold, and when I flushed water would lick my balls. It was so dirty it felt good. Full story

    2012 Dec 11 Bert Burykill Stuff
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