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Superstorm Sandy, Six Months Later

Just over six months ago, Superstorm Sandy hit the East Coast and devasted entire communities, especially in areas that had never before been hit by such weather events. Now towns and cities all across the coast are scrambling to ready their houses and boardwalks, at least what is left of them, for the tourist season. Full story

I'm a Dummy from New Jersey

But it was clear she had other ideas—and rightfully so. We’d been making out and groping for weeks, and it was natural to think that things would progress. She didn’t know I was a terrified little boy who still lived in the suburbs. Lisa was going for it—clothes came off, mouths… Full story

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Baristas

I started taking steroids yesterday as an act of thanks and joyous celebration. I felt it was my duty as a native of New Jersey. Full story

Lost in the Flood: New Jersey After Sandy

In Atlantic City, the shock of Sandy's impact had not yet worn off. Police imposed a 6 PM curfew. Once-busy intersections were virtually barren, though some traffic lights did somehow work, unlike the ones in lower Manhattan. The Atlantic City Expressway was empty. Emergency vehi… Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

That Bitch Sandy Took Away My Porn

Like most people in New Jersey, I lost power Sunday night due to that historic bitch, Hurricane Sandy. After three days without the internet I now know what it's like to be stranded on a deserted island for years. Full story

Governor Chris Christie Pigged Out During Hurricane Sandy

Most Americans are unaware that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has a password-protected livestream from a webcam mounted in his refrigerator to monitor his “food bank.” After analyzing footage taken inside the fridge sent to us by an anonymous source, we are proud to present… Full story

The Mall of New Jersey

New Jersey’s landscape has been completely surrendered to the mall. The aggressive classiness of the Mall at Short Hills seems not only inconsistent with New Jersey’s idea of itself, but almost like an affront to it. Full story

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Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody

I hope they don't kick me out of Jersey for saying this but I've always hated the Jersey Shore. Full story

Chocolate and Cheese and Striped Bass

Half of Ween Will Take You Fishing in New Jersey for $300

Since getting his captain's license last summer, Mickey Melchiondo, better known as Dean Ween, has been leading fishing tours off Long Beach Island, New Jersey. Full story

My Big Sister, Who Sang For A Hardcore Band...

New Jersey-based hardcore band Fast Times was around during the mid-90s and my sister Alison was the singer. Full story