This dude who sits next to me is in a band, and he's been looking for a site to premiere a tune. I said, "If only you worked at a multibillion-dollar media company where all your co-workers liked your music and were totally cool with nepotism!"
A fashion shoot about making it rain, lounging on desks, and playing with some massive diamonds.
"I don't imagine he's had much experience with Centrelink because he seems hell-bent on a fight rather than a swindle. That's not the way to get paid in this place."
I love smoking weed, but blazing at work with my younger co-workers quickly taught me that getting stoned at work is a very bad idea.
After a string of brilliant and public performance comedy sketches, Rob Ford, Toronto's 64th mayor, has been removed from office.
"I'd love to give you a raise, but my dick signs all the checks."
Photos by Ben Ritter, Styling by Annette Lamothe-Ramos
Glad YOU'RE in charge!
I have had some fucked up jobs in my time, but have now, most definitely, reached an all time low.