"I lay awake in the hospital bed in Paris all night considering the blowjob that might cost me a leg."
On this episode of Daily VICE, Nick Gazin gets a tour of Mad magazine and meets the brains behind the operation.
Turns out doing nothing with your life other than being a desk slave will kill you.
Turns out ghosts in the movies are much scarier than IRL.
And in his mind, much like reality, he's a lone traveler.
But he may have gone a little too casual.
Crying can be therapeutic, and what better way to relieve stress than with a hot guy?
In this new comic by Stephen Maurice Graham, instead of smoking pot at lunch with his peers, Michael chooses to escape the drudgery of office life by escaping into his imagination.
Until Alex Schubert rises from the grave, his comic is being drawn by guest artists. This week, it's the famed and celebrated Sammy Harkham. He shows the Blobby Boys dealing with a realistic and sad experience.
This dude who sits next to me is in a band, and he's been looking for a site to premiere a tune. I said, "If only you worked at a multibillion-dollar media company where all your co-workers liked your music and were totally cool with nepotism!"
A fashion shoot about making it rain, lounging on desks, and playing with some massive diamonds.
"I don't imagine he's had much experience with Centrelink because he seems hell-bent on a fight rather than a swindle. That's not the way to get paid in this place."
I love smoking weed, but blazing at work with my younger co-workers quickly taught me that getting stoned at work is a very bad idea.
After a string of brilliant and public performance comedy sketches, Rob Ford, Toronto's 64th mayor, has been removed from office.
"I'd love to give you a raise, but my dick signs all the checks."
Photos by Ben Ritter, Styling by Annette Lamothe-Ramos
Glad YOU'RE in charge!
I have had some fucked up jobs in my time, but have now, most definitely, reached an all time low.