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Old People Hate Hipsters, Justin Bieber, and Kurt Cobain, Poll Shows

A Public Policy Polling survey of voters showed that Americans hate Bieber, haven't really heard of Skrillex, and have never downloaded any music illegally. In other news, the average American voter polled in these things is OLD. Full story

Obseshes

Obseshes ≠ Endorsements

So when I say I’m obseshed with the just announced mini Black Flag re-re-reunion, I mean that I am interested in the way that an academic is interested when a Google Alert pops up about something tangentially related to his research but isn’t like busting a nut about it. Full story

Question of the Day

Question of the Day - How Old Would You Go?

Aaliyah said, "Age ain’t nothin’ but a number." She was married at 15 to a much older R. Kelly, so props to her. Most people, no matter how old, would let R. touch them with his pissy stick. Other than R. Kelly, who's the oldest person you'd fuck? Full story

Old People Having Fun in the Sun

Here are a bunch of pictures that make you wish you were a bag of excess skin. The photos feature olds unashamedly strutting their stuff while on vacation in Tenerife. Full story

The VICE Guide to Sex

Japanese Senior Porn

His name is Shigeo Tokuda and he is a 74-year-old porn performer. Full story

Shit Disturber

You have one of the most disgusting jobs I've ever heard of. Full story