oscars on Vice

We Spoke to the Guy Who Wrote the Real Screenplay for 'Argo'

Contrary to how Affleck's film portrays it, the script for 'Argo' wasn't just some jokey, throwaway nonsense a hack writer shat out. It was the opening salvo for a dream that would change the world written by Barry Ira Geller. Full story

Daniel Day-Lewis Isn't the Greatest Actor of All Time

Last night, Daniel Day-Lewis won an unprecedented third Academy Award for Best Actor for his portrayal of great emancipator Abe Lincoln in the Steven Spielberg film named after America's 16th president. No other man has won three Best Actor awards, which should make Day-Lewis off… Full story

Michael Haneke’s Everyday Horror

In Haneke’s world, horror isn't something that attacks us from the outside. It hasn’t been living in the house we moved into. It hasn’t just shown up. The brutality that we find in Haneke’s films is what we brought into the theater with us. Full story

Here Are Your Best Picture Nominees

In 'Amour,' two old married people face the fact that even true love won’t save them from death. I think they both die in the end; one from a blood clot, the other from loneliness. I didn’t see this movie because I’ve seen it before. In REAL LIFE. Full story

Mozart's Tailor

The Czech Costume Designer Who Won the Oscar and Lost His Country

Academy Award winning costume designer Theodor Pištěk shows us how to make clothes of pomp and pageantry in a country run by pinkos. Full story

Question of the Day

Who Was That Guy Hosting the Oscars Last Night?

Last night, we noticed that the guy from "City Slickers" was hosting the Oscars for the 47th time. We wondered if the average Joe on the street remembers who that guy is. Full story

Feeling Sick at the Oscars

Why are the so-called sorcerers of sound routinely shafted? Full story