If you won't quit for your baby, will you quit for a $50 gift card?
"I once sent my girlfriend-at-the-time a text that said 'I'm going to make your vagina cry.' By mistake, I sent it to my mom."
New figures show that child poverty isn't getting any better. Poor young moms and dads are struggling to make ends meet.
So your friends are accidentally on purpose having children, giving each other rings, and doing beautiful, real, rewarding things. This is why you're not.
Most importantly, we learned that calling someone "Daddy" in the bedroom is absolutely fine.
I don't know what it is exactly, but sentences like "I think my Wi-Five is broken" make my blood boil.
How do you stray from the path your parents set out for you?
For The Gayby Project, Australian filmmaker Maya Newell spent four years documentary the lives of children with same-sex parents.
"The toughest part of being metal in Tauranga was the sand, and walking down to the beach in Dr. Martens with your pants tucked into your boots."
After last year's budget catastrophe, this year's budget was underpinned by a much smaller ambition: Don't get fired. Find out who wins, who loses, and who both wins and loses.
By her own admission, my mother says she never stopped loving me through all that hell. But now she can finally like me again.
"Raunchy? I don't think I'm raunchy. All my male peers get to talk about their dicks without being labeled dirty."
Indigenous Australians only comprise 2.5 per cent of the population, but they make up 34.6 per cent of children in government care.
Two university researchers have released a study confirming that people can't distinguish between some chords as they get older.
Could a 30-minute Australian TV program explain youth culture to my mom and dad? Spoiler alert: no.
"Being in a white town, my mum would always talk about other people right in front of their faces, or say weird mum stuff like, 'I really need to fart' in Cantonese."
Eventually, you have to start parenting your parents—which is how I found myself forcing the woman who created me to go to a class so she could communicate with the rest of the 21st century.
Christmas isn't always a special time. Especially when family, drinking, and poorly refrigerated meats are involved.
My grandma passed away. The profundity with which I do not care about her death cannot be overstated.
Last summer on Long Island, my parents decided to throw a party to celebrate life. As the night progressed, strippers appeared to perform for the guests and the little person wearing a cop suit began to disrobe.
I went to a celebration for the release of To Wit, a book of art by Raymond Pettibon, where he talked with Sonic Youth's Kim Gordon about his work. Surprisingly, it turned out to be a total snoozefest.
A British study says loneliness is a bigger killer than obesity
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Welcome back to Hot Links, our brand new food column dedicated to showcasing the overlooked culinary wonders of YouTube. Here are eight of the strangest wine videos on the internet. Break out your boxed wine and enjoy.