perverts
A Pervert’s Guide to Organic Farming
Farming is a dream for the oversexed, who can spend their days handling cucumbers, carrots, and even eggplants. But why such a crass train of thought? Probably because most produce is phallic and the other half looks like balls.
Talking Video Game Sex with the Creator of ‘Leisure Suit Larry’
It’s been 30 years since Al Lowe proved a creepy, pathetic pick-up artist could be a popular game protagonist.
Confessions of a Teenage Lifeguard
Whether wrangling pervs or scooping poop, "it was the best job I've ever had."
How Do You Know if Your Pet Is a Pervert?
I called a specialist in an attempt to figure out why my cat is always watching me when I'm on the toilet or having sex.
How to Have One-Night Stands in Your Twenties
It's probably not going to be 100 percent dignified, but there are steps you can take to avoid it being incredibly awkward.
An Exhibitionist Explained To Us Why He Can't Stop Harassing People
Alfred Esser has been convicted of indecency more than 20 times. He's also founded Germany's first support group for flashers.
An Interview with a Man Who Rubs His Penis Against Women on Trains
Sexual harassment? Weirdly, this "frotter" doesn't see why anyone would consider his hobby a problem.
I Slept with My School Teacher, and It Was Great—but the Aftermath Was Terrible
He got me drunk in a brightly lit bar and then broke my teenage heart.
The Peeper
Every night, the peeper takes out his binoculars and spies on the woman he loves who lives across the street. Unfortunately for him, nobody loves a pervert.
What Does It Mean to Be a Pervert?
Sex research is a touchy topic. Jesse Bering believes cracking someone’s desires helps understand them fully. He spoke with us about the depths human erotic imagination, “objectum sexuals,” and how he views homophobes as types of pervs.
Fuck Church
As part of a tradition lifted from the Roman Catholic model, members of the devout commune Little Pebble Dohsyuku-kai gather each morning and await secret messages from the Virgin Mary.
Thirstbuckets
Normally, I like to coin my own crackerisms and slang when it comes to describing indescribable prison behaviors, but I can’t improve on “thirstbucket.” In case you don’t know, that’s ghetto terminology for inmates who have crackhead tendencies...