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Pen Pals

Pissin’ Out the Pain

I’d never been happier to relieve myself in a jailhouse bullpen full of dirty men. I pissed for about five minutes and felt great. Then I finished and looked around like, “Fuck worrying about going to hell… I’m already in hell.” Full story

Real-life Stories

Urine for a Treat

When was the last time you pissed yourself? Oh, when you were eight? Get real, friend; it was last weekend and we all know about it. Now that you're all ashamed, here are some stories about other people who pissed themselves to cheer you up. Full story

Hey Ron!

Hey Ron! - Should I Sell My Piss and Dirty Panties?

We’re in a recession for crying out loud. Times are hard and everybody has to have a hustle, even if that hustle involves urine-soaked dirty drawers. I won't hate if you do it, just don't put a return address on your pee and panties package. Full story

Gross Jar 2012 - Part One: It's Alive!

It's back and it's already awful. Full story

The Hold-up

A Story by Gary Fairfull

Set in east London, this story is for the most part true. Some of the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Full story

Peace of Piss

I Saw the Mayor of London Get Nasty on Jesse Jackson

Don't get me wrong, I know the war is bad, but the anti-war march in London last month stank of piss. Full story