poo on Vice
Who hasn't pooped their pants or at least squeezed out a shart or two on the long road of life. Pooping yourself is kind of like losing your virginity or going to war, people who haven't done it just can't relate. We asked some New Yorkers about their experiences soiling their trousers. Full story
What will futuristic shitters look like? How will the toilets of tomorrow work? What did the Jetsons poop into when they left the room? Here are some people's suggestions, accompanied by drawings that they did for us. Full story
Who's Number One at Holding Number Two?
We simply had to know if we could convince a few strangers to put on diapers and swallow a bunch of laxatives and have a contest to see who would shit first (or last). Full story
If there were ever any concerns about God's feelings toward the Gross Jar and its mix-n-match approach to his wonderverse, they were allayed this morning when he delivered unto the office toilet a ringing endorsement in the form of a floating black rat. Full story