People would spend $3.50 per minute for my psychic predictions, which were about as accurate as a Magic 8 Ball.
Apparently there's a bit in Dante's Inferno that says the Holy Grail is in a chamber inside a mountain. So these guys are heading off to look for it.
The four psychics I talked with had very interesting thoughts about someone who never existed.
Even as Manhattan becomes more and more unaffordable, fortune tellers—and their ubiquitous neon signs—have flourished in even the wealthiest neighborhoods. How are they hanging on?
He says the most paranormal thing he's witnessed is Sophia Loren: "For someone to look that good at that age, that's almost supernatural."
I think we all want to know what the stars of The Golden Girls are up to in the afterlife, so I contacted a psychic medium to help me get some insight—and tell me that Rue McClanahan is wearing a sexy nurse's outfit in Heaven.
London's College of Psychic Studies offers to teach people how to enhance their psychic abilities, but how can you teach someone to see auras? Isn't that a gift you're born with, like a nice smile or two penises?
"How is my grandmother doing?" I asked.
She started to go into a trance, and got a look on her face like a small turd was being held beneath her nose.
"She says, 'I'm doing dandy'."
My grandmother would never say the word "dandy." She was a hard boiled…
I went to a psychic with Sharon Needles and talked to GG Allin, Tammy Faye Bakker, and Divine.
Vice: When did you first realize you had this gift?