It's probably best to book a flight and bring back some Cuban cigars and rum while you still can.
Ryan, who ran unopposed, was nominated to serve a second term as Speaker of the House Tuesday. He'll face an official House vote, where Republicans hold the majority, in January.
Short answer: It looks bad. But what's the long answer?
From Memphis to Tampa to Pittsburgh to Brooklyn, here are some reactions from the latest American election from the mouths of the Americans themselves.
Democrats sue Republicans over Trump's "rigged" election claims, woman fights off three men in clown masks, Orlando Magic dedicate season opener to Pulse nightclub victims, and more.
Almost one in five young black men voted for Mitt Romney in 2012, even though many supported Barack Obama four years earlier—but few of those voters are coming back to the GOP in the age of Trump.
President Obama blames Republicans for Donald Trump, the feds announce a pilot program to track police violence, Boko Haram releases 21 schoolgirls, and more.
Donald Trump loves to complain about a "rigged" system, but some Republicans have been contemplating rigging it more to prevent a Trump 2.0.
The Republican majority has declined to sign off on Democrats' written requests that the FBI investigate Trump.
Donald Trump's endorsement of the general idea that women shouldn't be punished for becoming pregnant falls short in many ways, but it also represents a historic break from the Republican Party.
Phyllis Schlafly's career of fighting feminism was made possible by the forces she spent her life battling. And in the end, she lost.
As the Republican nominee makes overtures to minority voters, he's pursuing a strategy of dividing and conquering.
A much-hyped speech on immigration was just a rehash of the same build-the-wall-and-deport-them-all rhetoric he's been spouting all year.
By dismissing Donald Trump and his supporters as racists, the Democratic candidate ignores the economic and political anxieties that allowed him to thrive in the first place.
That taco salad was just the beginning.
Angela Aulani Kaaihue has been disowned by her own party for being viciously racist against Japanese people and once bragged in campaign signs that she was "cancer-free"
US swimmers were detained at the Rio airport for more questioning about an alleged robbery, a car bomb kills three police officers in Turkey, Kanye West announces Life of Pablo pop-up stores, and more.
"I quickly learned that the general aim of each class was to identify something problematic, discuss it, and then refuse to do anything about it."
This morning, US Olympic swimmer Simone Manuel made history in Rio, the Trump campaign will meet with the RNC to try and plot a turnaround, Russia launches war games in the Black Sea, and more.
Barack Obama says Donald Trump "keeps on proving" he has no business taking over his job and thinks Republicans need to drop him already.
Now that the conventions are over, VICE's political correspondent calls for people to take their fight to the ballot box this November.
The problem for Trump isn't just that he's losing young undecideds, but that he can't even win the young people in his own party.
On this episode of Daily VICE, we sit down with Leah LeVell to ask her why she thinks Donald Trump is the best candidate for young African Americans.
VICE's political correspondent bids farewell to the RNC.