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Reality Quiz

Greetings! In light of this week's election, your local GOP committee is sending out this quiz to gauge our party's commitment to reality. As a registered Republican, your input is crucial to determining future party direction. Remember, there are no right or wrong answers! Full story

This Would-Be Mitt Romney Site Is So Boring

So why the fuck do I love it so much? Full story

What the Other Green Party's Election Night Wins Mean

Colorado and Washington are about to get a whole lot higher. Full story

Voter Suppression: Did It Happen in Ohio?

We watched a Republican poll worker reject a black girl with a blonde dye job and a pink hoodie. The 866-OUR-VOTE people caught her on her way out and asked why she'd been rejected. She was vague on the reasons. They told her to go back in and insist. She was allowed to vote. Full story

Making It a Pain in the Ass to Vote Is the American Way

When you see all the troubles at the polls on today—the long lines, the people being turned away, the Rick Scott’s of the system refusing to budge on helping voter’s cast their ballots—don’t be surprised. That's just how we do it in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave… Full story

Foreign Correspondents

Laurence Haim in the White House Press Pool

Canal Plus reporter Laurence Haim discusses the frustration involved in trying to explain the complex electoral college to French people, and why Ohio is so important to that process. Some Ohioans she meets support Romney, some support Obama, and some say they won’t vote for eith… Full story

A British Person's Guide to the US Election

This election will be decided yet again by these things that keep getting called "swing states." These are the most unhappy places in the union because there are equal numbers of Democrats and Republicans. In these squalid misery-zones, Americans can't even have an abortion witho… Full story

Motherboard Is Liveblogging the Election

Coming at you from our highly fortified Command Center in Brooklyn. Full story

Jay-Z: 99 Problems but a Mitt Ain’t One

Bruce Springsteen came on stage to support Obama. I mean, I have a fucking Bruce Springsteen tattoo and even I was a little baffled by what the hell he was doing up there. Then Jay-Z came on and rapped about Mitt Romney. Full story

On the Road with Obama and Romney: Ugliness in Ohio

Just when Obama came on stage, a bald white man began shouting from the balcony of the arena. Obama smiled and waved. He spoke again. The man started yelling again. Sheriff's deputies came to remove him. He hung onto the guardrail of the balcony he kicked at them, and screamed an… Full story