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Talkin' 'Bout the Boards

Um... Mental Smoking?

Why do you say such dumb stuff on our website? WHY? The only way I can deal with it is by drawing funny little pictures based on them. Here you go, this is my 38th Talkin' 'Bout The Boards column. Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards

My Best Valentine's Day Was at a Strip Club

Dear Vicers, each week I scour the comments sections looking for the dumbest of the dumb, and then I commemorate them with little cartoons that I draw. Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards

Animals Have No Concept of Money

There comes a time in every person's life when they are driven by some invisible force to clumsily type their opinions onto a website that they do not own nor have any real reason to feel a sense of ownership over. This website is not immune to those forces. In response, I take t… Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards

Sounds Like You Get Raw Dogged a Lot

Your dumb comments commemorated. Full story

Comics

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - A Pearl Necklace with Your Willie

Dear Vice Readers: You read our articles, or look at our pictures, and then you tell us what you think. We tell you what we think with cartoons that I draw of your stupid bullshit. Full story

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I, for One, Welcome Our New Puppy Overlords

Dear Vice Lovers: You make comments on our site all the live long day, and we just take it. Until WHAM, we retaliate with mean-spirited drawings of your stupid comments on our totally awesome stories. Full story

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Jerking Off with Shallow Losers

Dear VICE lurker, you read our site and leave comments that are almost always cruel and not the kind of thing you would say to someone's face. I respond with drawings I would say to your face if you could "say a drawing." Full story

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Andy Warhol Is an Extremely Overrated Person

Dear VICE readers, you come to our website and tell us what idiots we are. Now it is our turn to respond. Each week I go through the comments section and troll the trolls. Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - I Came Here Due to Weird White Guilt but I Stayed for the Hilarity

Hey everybody, I sometimes do this column for VICE called Talkin' 'Bout the Boards where I draw cartoons based on the comments people leave on the VICE site. Sometimes I don't do this column. That is because of my constant battle with depression and drugs. Full story

Talkin' 'Bout the Boards - Florida's Economy Runs on Alligators

You make comments on this site and I make drawings based on my favorite ones. How do you like that? Full story