the gays

  • Happy Valentine's Day: Here Is a Mormon Sex Handbook

    What better way to celebrate Valentine's than with some hot and steamy dude-on-dude Mormon action?

  • Trying to Understand the English Gays at Oxford

    I figured I'd be sleeping with loads of pretentious intellectuals when I accepted an invitation to attend Oxford, but instead I found myself getting licked on the face by "straight" boys, openly disparaged by snooty gays, and dealing with centuries of...

  • Posing as a Gay Republican at the RNC Will Get You Laid

    Getting gay laid at the RNC is easy. All you have to do is keep a straight face while saying you voted for John McCain in the last election and you'll be getting your salad tossed faster than Paul Ryan will decimate Medicare.

  • Gay Culture Is Dead

    I guess the idea of gay culture was always an oxymoron, but lately I find myself declaring to it more definitively, "You're dead to me," as you might say to a former lover.

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