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This Week in Florida

Titty Twisters and Striptease Turkeys

Sorry I went Earl Sweatshirt on you for a few months. But I'm back. You haven't missed much—just babies getting their nipples twisted off, strip clubs giving away turkeys, a ton of cocaine, and ladies riding manatees. Full story

This Week in Florida

Square Groupers and Manatee Orgies

It was a big week for Florida, with voter fraud, donkey fucking, 15-pound bricks of weed, and marine scientists pleading with Floridians to stop interrupting manatee orgies. Tempting though it may be. Full story

This Week in Florida - Citrus Herpes, Pill Doctor Sex Parties, and Some Good News for Once

In 2000, in a supposed effort to curb the spread of a fruit-blemishing disease called canker, the Department of Agriculture sent Citrus Stormtroopers to bully their way into citizens’ yards and cut down their citrus trees regardless of whether or not they were infected. More than… Full story

This Week in Florida - Tampa Police Pretty Sure Republicans Like Prostitutes

Tampa strip clubs and hookers are expecting big business during convention week. In anticipation of this, Tampa police mounted (no pun intended) an undercover crackdown on prostitution in 12 area strip clubs, resulting in 16 arrests. Full story

This Week in Florida - Spain, You Can Have it Back

Every year around this time, the US looks for the damned receipt and hopes Spain has a 200-year return policy. Full story

This Week In Florida - Beware the Man with a Tanning Bed in His Barn

His operation is probably not on the level. Full story

This Week in Florida - More Zombies and Molesting the TSA

People in Florida are still eating each other. They're also feeling up TSA agents now. Full story

This Week in Florida - Public Masturbation and Girlfriend Arson

If you want a sneak peek at what twisted fate will befall America in the decade to come, look no further than Florida. Full story