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People Who Think They Can Change the World with 'Free Hugs' Are Fatuous Dickheads

Turns out the people of Reclaim Love are incredibly difficult to love. Full story

Pen Pals

Valentine's Day Is a Punch to the Gunt

Girls love a lot of nonsense, like drinking out of wine glasses. What the fuck’s that for? You can just drink cheap wine out of the bottle and it tastes lovely as virginal blood. Girls also fall for sucker shit like soap operas and shopping networks, so of course they’re going to… Full story

All Around Losing - Dating Is Terrifying

Harry becomes nervous and weird whenever he approaches anything that looks like a woman. To remedy this sad state of affairs, he went to a body language coach for some tips on how to appear more comfortable around females, and then threw himself into a speed-dating event, where h… Full story

Power Moves by Karl Welzein

How to Not Get Burned by Some Lonely Ugg-a-Mug Babe Just Lookin' for a Free Hot Meal on 'Tines Day

February 14th is a stressful time of year for guys in the USA. That’s why I keep it single and ready to mingle until the 15th. It just makes good financial sense. I ain’t one to blow bread on babes just ’cause a calendar says it’s ’Tines Day. Full story

The Lizzie Borden Bed and Breakfast Is a Real Boner Killer

Don’t take dates to haunted houses because it will only make them nauseous and cry and then they won’t sleep with you. Full story

Photographer Motoyuki Daifu's Lost Lover

For Valentine's Day, photographer Motoyuki tells us about the lost relationship that spawned his beautiful photo series "Lovesody." Full story

Hey Mum, Why Am I Alone On Valentine's Day?

Being single on Valentine's Day is shitty and can leave you asking some pretty heavy questions like: if I fell over in the shower I wonder if my cat would eat my face or feet first? Full story

Date Night at the Creation Museum

Valentine's Day is only a month away, and if you're looking for somewhere to take your lady or fella that will guarantee a chaste evening, the Creation Museum is hosting a date night. If you'll recall, our own Jamie Taete paid a visit to the Creation Museum last year. Full story