My boyfriend did not want to break my hymen. There is probably a certain sect of men who get off on popping cherries like they're a row of bubble wrap blisters, but I'm not a girl and this wasn't my first time.
Catarina Migliorini, a depressingly glum-looking Brazilian student, auctioned her virginity off to a Japanese stranger for $725,715. That got us thinking; is it really worth that much money? How much would you sell your virginity for?
I fucked my best friend and it was so bad. He was in there for like one second. Barely anything. He stuck the tip in and started crying and went limp. Then he told me that the only reason I got with him was because I was "shallow and horny."