It's like your racist uncle Dave singing at a baseball game.
The annual tradition is supposed to relinquish the babies' sins and protect them from all kinds of ailments—especially hernias.
It's time to shed the winter's bad vibes in the same way we're beginning to shed itchy, acrylic clothing.
"Looking in the mirror always takes some getting used to the day after a show," says frontman Fyl.
Nye suggested a new government is the answer to Canada's climate change woes.
There's so much more to Brussels than boring European government buildings and technocrats.
The guy would not reveal his identity, and was reported to have driven away from the scene without removing the "fairly realistic" costume.
Protein: One. Bros: Zero.
What's more fun than drinking beer and chowing down on bull balls in 97-degree heat?
"This will sound really dumb, but I don't like Mexican food."
There weren't any major gaffes, but podcast interviews tend to be weird and rudderless, and this one was no disappointment.
Obama squeezed into Maron's garage for an earnest chat about being the leader of the free world.
They keep talking to men, and I keep meeting these men, and they're always angry, and it really has to stop.
I went to a hair salon to watch as a shady traveling hair buyer named Sergey took advantage of the dire economic straits many Serbians find themselves in.
The Iowa resident called the police on his wife and said she assaulted him, but they ended up arresting him instead. On the police report, the tool or weapon used was listed as "mc Chicken."
This video of a woman giving herself DIY dog-pee injections is probably the most disturbing, unexplainable thing on the internet.
On October 7, the city of South Miami's vice mayor proposed the idea of creating multiple Floridas. His resolution, which passed 3-2, suggests that the new state of South Florida would start from Orlando and go all the way to the Keys.
The stars of the Expendables franchise are "too old for this shit," and frankly so are we. We're too old to be watching a movie this lame.
While rosebud porn is named after those crimson flowers you get on Valentine's Day, that's where any intimation of romantic love ends. The sexual act is caused by the inner walls of your rectum collapsing and slipping out of your butthole.
Forget the old five-a-day mantra. Scientists now say we should eat seven portions of fruit and vegetables a day. But is that even possible?
Here are some pictures of London that we've gathered together to remind you what a spiritually disorientating, morally depleted, and fun paradise it can be.
Upon discovering the theory that the Earth is hollowed out and full of highly evolved alien humanoids, my interest was at an all time high, but when I actually researched this conspiratorial concept further, I discovered its believers make up a huge commu…
As you might recall from being within spitting distance of any history textbook ever, the Führer and his Third Reich buddies weren't too keen on either Russians or homosexuals. But minor historical details like rampant persecution and horrific genocide h
Contrary to how Affleck's film portrays it, the script for 'Argo' wasn't just some jokey, throwaway nonsense a hack writer shat out. It was the opening salvo for a dream that would change the world written by Barry Ira Geller.