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Obseshes
Vin Diesel's Cream-Colored Long Johns
In the movie 'xXx' (hahahahaha), Vin Diesel spends some crucial screen time in cream-colored long johns and if you can forget that it’s Vin Diesel (can you?) as “Vin Diesel” and think of him as “Mark Vincent” who has a twin and a kid and wants to do work that achieves more (you can just tell), maybe the long johns will come to life as sartorial sex-things. Full story
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Myles Jackman: Freedom Fister
Defending the citizens of England's God-given right to jerk off to videos of men fisting each other's anuses, pissing in each other's mouths, and punching each other powerfully in the balls. Full story
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Skinema
Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody
I hope they don't kick me out of Jersey for saying this but I've always hated the Jersey Shore. Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo 
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies 
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole 
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity 
