TWEEN CONDOMS AND 7 THEORIES OF EVERYTHING

By VBS STAFF

Are you ready to reach out with both arms and and grab two great, big handfuls of Friday, shove them in your pockets, and repeat until Sunday night rears its vile, monstrous head? We hope so…. Good God we hope so.

  • Maybe it’s time to get off your MAOI: “depression has a secret purpose and our medical interventions are making a bad situation even worse.”
  • Seven theories of everything. Good luck wrapping your brain around just one of these doozies.
  • Someone rewired Mindflex, the (kinda) mind-reading toy to shock players who think too much.
  • Evidently, no one knows what sex is.

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