VAMPIRE ROBBER IN THE BRONX!
After brandishing a semi-automatic handgun, the vampire demanded all the cabbie’s money. When the cabbie refused, the vampire bit this dude in the neck five times. That’s at least five times more than anyone should ever be bitten! After munching on the driver, the vampire made haste from the cab without the cash (he probably just wanted a snack anywayz).
The real mystery here is, why the vampire didn’t just glamor his erstwhile unsuspecting victim? And what does this crime reveal about the “you have to deliberately invite a vampire into your house” rule? Does that not apply to cars? If so, then I’d say those vamps are cheating! If you spend more than three hours in your car everyday, it’s practically a home. That’s low, vampires. Very low.
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