Look, they know you’re not going to be giving it up for them anytime soon and they wouldn’t know what to do with it if you did, but old dudes have an entire encyclopedia of sexual data in their heads, so when you throw them a 10-second courtesy flirt you’re actually giving a scientist a hundred Rubik’s Cubes he can sit and mull over for the rest of the year.
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