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Damp country lanes were designed by the gods as places for you to take pretty girls with better taste than you in books. If you’re lucky, she’ll let you dry-hump her on the grass for a while until a couple of joggers get too close and she gets sketched out.

PS: This is the kind of moment you’ll be lamenting to your shrink when you’re 45.

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