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Not since surgeons started making dinks out of lesbians’ vaginas have I seen such a beautiful piece of greatness so hideously deformed. Christmas Chucks? Are you kidding me? When I asked the guy that he said, “They used to have jingle bells on the back but they got on my nerves.” That’s like saying, “I don’t like it when people take shits on my chest because of that weird crackling sound it makes when it comes out their butts.”

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